Saturday 31 March 2012

Day 2 - All at sea (30/3)


Sometime during the night the crew jumped ship (at Roscoff) and was replaced by a different version, this did not disturb our slumber; we churned on through to a calm Bay of Biscay.
The views of the coast were impressive; our clearly nervous Captain obviously keen to avoid a Concordia type scenario chose a route avoiding the large rocks and souvenir type lighthouses. We did get close to the rocks at one point as evidenced by the sudden rush to the duty free shop, people holding mobile phones in the air filming, and the shouted instructions from the mums on board to 'finish your chips, kids' ('finis votre frites, mes enfants'). Fortunately the disaster was avoided, as the crew were ordered to throw off the pet dogs (and any cats), starting with the 'yappy, rat like ones' to lighten and lift the bow (...this bit was possibly made up). We all breathed a sigh of relief - as did the three Labrador puppies on deck eight, and still our craft carried on, the engines working hard to close the gap between us and Santander. 

Now, (normally) prior to setting off on a trip of this length and complexity, some consideration is made to the route one would take. We took the opportunity over a cup of coffee in the (now empty) dog exercise area to pour over the 2004 Halfords map of Europe for five minutes and we began to formulate a plan – which might hold together so long as no new roads had been built or old ones dug up in the last eight years. I could now enjoy my Salad Niscoise, and Tony could savour his burger with hash brown buns avec frites in complete confidence.

Friday 30 March 2012

Day 1 - Departure (29/3)

We left Wotton and Ashton Keynes for the bright lights of Portsmouth ferry port, bound for Santander – the gateway to Spain and the name of a bank.
Climbing aboard the truck, and after the customary photo calls from Susie, the boys and their Gran, we set off at 5.20pm snaking our way through the back streets of Ashton to avoid turning the beast (Jaba the Hut) around.
We gave ourselves plenty of time to make our 10pm departure and were pleasantly surprised at making the journey in just over two hours.
Captain Tony had warned me of the dangers lurking in ferry ports, namely 4x4 drivers and motor home enthusiasts all wanting to have a poke around Jaba (which dwarfed any other passenger vehicle).
After some re-arranging of kit and a cup of tea, we began the (regular, I am informed) customs check. Stopping our progress for nose around and general snoop, the customs officers decided not to trouble the passing Columbian-drug-running-Al-Qaida types selling their AK47s to the local warlord and concentrate on the winch set up for the quad bike. 
After escaping the clutches of customs, we crawled on board the 'Cap Finestre', flagship of Britanny Ferries. Welcomed into the bowels of the ship with the already routine, How many miles to the gallon does she do?What's her top speed? Did you convert her yourself? etc. etc. we were eventually able to get to our cabin.
In scenes reminiscent of the wonderful American comedy drama 'The Love Boat' we settled into a playful flirt with our fellow passengers - the girls mentally undressing us(?)  Many men choosing to parade in their safari kit (khaki shirts and Landrover merchandise featuring heavily), but alas no smiling! This is a serious adventure and should be enjoyed on the inside; open displays of excitement are frowned upon, an air of business as usual should be nurtured. 
After paying for the first round of drinks 'Captain Tone' was dispatched to get the portable drinks survival backpack. Clinking back into the bar area we avoided detection and therefore the horrendous bar charges – I don't think we were alone. In bed at midnight, we ambitiously decided to watch a film; ten minutes later we were asleep.

Thursday 29 March 2012

Wednesday 28 March 2012

Where the story began ...

It was a lovely sunny Saturday afternoon.  But the truck was surely made for greater things than being a viewing platform at the Siddington Point-to-Point.